"I smoked with a stripper because that hoe stole my taco!"
pick the month you were born in

1 (Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I beat
7 (July) - I cuddled with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sep) - I ate
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a rock star
03 -a mop
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - A toothbrush
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - my lover
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - a drink
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - my boyfriend
24 - a easter egg
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a hottie
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!!

Now gimmeh that taco, hoe!